Okay, you’re a puppy.

God doesn’t give you paper-training, but he does grant you a little logic, so your guardian watches you carefully, and picks you up and places you on newspaper whenever you have that ‘gonna make’ look on your face.

After a while, you get the hang of it: Whiz anywhere, get scolded. Get placed somewhere and whiz: Get praised. This puppy existence ain’t so tough: You pee where your master tells you to pee.

A few weeks later this silly geekus erectus thinks about his cute puppy, and glaces at his cute Sony Vaio. He grins and grabs his cute digital camera, deciding that a little cuteness is in order.

Oblivious to being cute, puppy thinks, ‘Mmm.. I should start looking for that newspaper thing…’

With digicam in hand, master grabs puppy, opens Vaio, and places one atop the other. As master says “Stay” and takes aim, the puppy recalls the only trick he’s learned so far, and does the same.

So you see, the puppy really isn’t to blame.