I have this new pet theory that there are some people who are bald or who keep their hair really short because at some point in their life they decided to give it a try, then when they’d had enough and tried growing it back out, they discovered that the ‘middle stage,’ hair that’s too long to be sticky-uppy yet too short to do anything with, was unbearable, and went back to their buzz-cut ways.

These people are stuck on ‘Bald Island’ where only a two month vacation from people or a good collection of hats can rescue them.

Cheer me on and hope I’m wrong, because I think I’m going to take a visit there today.