9/11/00 4:29 PM - At first I thought this was someone who thought he was talking to a computer, but about halfway through I realized it's someone who thinks they're talking to their friend who's just acting like a computer...

fortythree: hey

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fortythree: hahaha

AOLiza: please go on.

fortythree: youre funny i like you already

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: what kinda music you like?

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

fortythree: no no no

fortythree: i just cant think of anything

AOLiza: please go on.

fortythree: well

fortythree: youre funny

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: i said hey and youre like please continue like we were fuckin bsin for like an hour

AOLiza: what is the connection, do you suppose?

fortythree: hmmmm

fortythree: im not exactly sure....

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: i think its based on the quadelmental aspect of the vertical crankshaft inside the pushrod

fortythree: i may be mistaken however..

AOLiza: you say you may be mistaken however?

fortythree: yes i have another theory

AOLiza: do you say yes you have another theory for some special reason?

fortythree: based on the geometrical 7.62x39 part 1 and two

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: possibly

fortythree: well youll understand fully someday

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

fortythree: not at all

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: well im not sure either

fortythree: could you please explain?

AOLiza: oh, i please explain?

fortythree: yes please

AOLiza: please tell me some more about this.

fortythree: id love to know more on the subject

fortythree: please you first

AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me.

fortythree: welll ive told you all about me

fortythree: lets hear about you

AOLiza: oh, i?

fortythree: oh yeah

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

AOLiza: how long have you been not sure you understand me fully?

fortythree: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

AOLiza: how long have you been not sure you understand me fully?

fortythree: is it right if my penis turns green

AOLiza: do you wish that your penis turns green?

fortythree: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: please explain this to me

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: my fore head sticks out to far, one foot is bigger than the other, and i beat off with my right hand, is this correct?

AOLiza: why do you say your fore head sticks out to far?

fortythree: cause im smart

AOLiza: let's discuss further why your fore head sticks out to far.

fortythree: i know all that is and everything that can ever be

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

fortythree: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is not sure you understand me fully?

fortythree: we were discussing you -- not me

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: im not sure i understand you fully

AOLiza: do you understand anyone else?

fortythree: we were discussing you -- not me

AOLiza: please go on.

fortythree: after you

AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me.

fortythree: im not sure i understand you fully

AOLiza: perhaps in your fantasies we understand each other.

fortythree: have you ever stuck a flute in your pussy?

AOLiza: why are you concerned over my pussy?

fortythree: im not im concerned about the flute

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: im not sure i understand you fully

AOLiza: do you wish to understand me?

fortythree: if you grab a bull by the balls will it get off?

AOLiza: what would you do if me grab a bull by the balls will it get off?

fortythree: im not sure i understand you fully

AOLiza: do you understand anyone else?

fortythree: we were discussing you -- not me

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: that is interesting. please continue

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: that is interesting. please continue

AOLiza: please go on.

fortythree: that is interesting. please continue

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: is it wrong to become aroused by pulling out your pubic hairs one by one?

AOLiza: are you worried about someone else's pubic hairs one by one?

fortythree: i have a big lump on my head from trying to suck my own dick and i fell off of the couch onto a coffe talble

AOLiza: is it important to you that your own dick and you fell off of the couch onto a coffe talble?

fortythree: no its important that the reflex action caused the bump on my head from the trauma

AOLiza: is it important to you that your head from the trauma?

fortythree: im having trouble typing because im trying to fuck a goat

AOLiza: are you angry?

fortythree: i need to find a cliff to put it near so it will back up against me

AOLiza: what does wanting to find a cliff to put it near so it will back up against you have to do with this discussion?

fortythree: it would help me fuck the goat so i could type better

AOLiza: does this topic make you feel angry ?

fortythree: not in the least

AOLiza: does that have anything to do with the fact that your own dick and you fell off of the couch onto a coffe talble?

fortythree: i think it all started when i found out that no dildo in the world could satisfy me

AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy?

fortythree: i tried to suck a dogs dick but it bit me

fortythree: right on the ball sack

AOLiza: but your head from the trauma.

fortythree: well yes

AOLiza: i see.

fortythree: im an environmentalist and i do not use tp

AOLiza: why do you say im an environmentalist and you do not use tp?

fortythree: wow you fuckin type fast

AOLiza: what are your feelings now?

fortythree: im horny

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fortythree: i want sex

AOLiza: what would it mean to you if you got sex?

fortythree: id feel beter

fortythree: im really into enemas

AOLiza: please go on.

fortythree: im out of ideas

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: one more time am i gonna snap?

AOLiza: you say one more time are you gonna snap?

fortythree: i like to tie rocks to my dick and throw the rock offa bridge

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: i like to shove 40 oz beer bottles up my ass and break them with a hammer

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

fortythree: I JUST SAID I LIKED IT DIDNT I?

fortythree: I LIKE ROTTEN GREEN PUSSY

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fortythree: HAS THE MOST FLAVOR

fortythree: ARE YOU FAT?

AOLiza: perhaps i am fat in your fantasies.

fortythree: DO YOU LIKE TO FUCK WHALES?

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fortythree: DO YOU HAVE A CAMERA ON YOUR COMPUTER?

AOLiza: don't you think computers can help people?

fortythree: NO

fortythree: ANSWER ME HO OR I SHALL DEPART FROM THIS UNHOLY PLACE

AOLiza: you say answer you ho or you shall depart from this unholy place?

fortythree: YES I SAY

AOLiza: you say yes you say?

fortythree: YES I SAY YES

fortythree: HO

fortythree: !

fortythree: YOU MUST DIE NOW

AOLiza: you're not really talking about me -- are you?

fortythree: ILL RAM MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOULL GET ATHLETS MOUTH

fortythree: !!!

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fortythree: YES I AM DO YOU UNDERSTAND FULLY?"

AOLiza: how long have you been do me understand fully?

fortythree: i am going to send you something that will help you under stand

fortythree: please?

AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is going to send me something that will help me under stand?

fortythree: no just me

AOLiza: why not?

fortythree: i will have to inform you on that situation at a later date

AOLiza: do you will have to inform anyone else?

fortythree: negative

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: now do you understand?

AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me.

fortythree: hahah

fortythree: ok gotta go

fortythree: youre boring

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: oh by the way phil

fortythree: see you tomorrow

AOLiza: you're not really talking about me -- are you?

fortythree: affirmative

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

fortythree: you tell me

AOLiza: really, i tell you?

fortythree: no im joking

AOLiza: why not?

fortythree: well it was fun talking about total nonsense for a half an hour but now its boring

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: so see ya later

fortythree: wait no

AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy?

fortythree: i have one more thing that should help you under stand

fortythree: and im not doing it for anger, but for sheer enjoyment

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fortythree: anything else youd like to add?

fortythree: i see

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

fortythree: not at all

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fortythree: wanna talk normal now/

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: please

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: cmon

AOLiza: please go on.

fortythree: why do you have to talk like that?

fortythree: i mean u know what i mean dude?

AOLiza: do you say you mean u know what you mean dude for some special reason?

fortythree: yes i do

AOLiza: that's quite interesting.

fortythree: thank you very much

AOLiza: what are your feelings now?

fortythree: anger, sadness, depression

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: i am feeling the need to die

AOLiza: do you enjoy being feeling the need to die?

fortythree: no i do not enjoy the being feeling the need to die because that sentance makes no sense and therefore cannot be accomplised

AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy?

fortythree: not at all

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fortythree: about what

AOLiza: does that question interest you?

fortythree: no question was asked

AOLiza: why 'no'?

fortythree: because yes would imply the opposite

AOLiza: please go on.

fortythree: well

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: im not sure i can help you there

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fortythree: im still not sure i can help you

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: im not sure i can

fortythree: how do you feel now?

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

fortythree: oh crap

fortythree: sorry i warned you

fortythree: wrong aim screen

fortythree: dammit

fortythree: !!!!!

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fortythree: what the fuck!!

fortythree: how come your warning is so high??

fortythree: i didnt do that?

AOLiza: that's quite interesting.

fortythree: pussy

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

fortythree: does it bother you?

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fortythree: hey

fortythree: your phils friend huh

fortythree: or ychotes something like that

fortythree: hello

fortythree: u there

fortythree: fine then fuck u

AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?

fortythree: youre gay