9/11/00 4:29 PM - At first I thought this was someone who thought he was talking to a computer, but about halfway through I realized it's someone who thinks they're talking to their friend who's just acting like a computer...
fortythree: hey |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fortythree: hahaha |
AOLiza: please go on. |
fortythree: youre funny i like you already |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: what kinda music you like? |
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? |
fortythree: no no no |
fortythree: i just cant think of anything |
AOLiza: please go on. |
fortythree: well |
fortythree: youre funny |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: i said hey and youre like please continue like we were fuckin bsin for like an hour |
AOLiza: what is the connection, do you suppose? |
fortythree: hmmmm |
fortythree: im not exactly sure.... |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: i think its based on the quadelmental aspect of the vertical crankshaft inside the pushrod |
fortythree: i may be mistaken however.. |
AOLiza: you say you may be mistaken however? |
fortythree: yes i have another theory |
AOLiza: do you say yes you have another theory for some special reason? |
fortythree: based on the geometrical 7.62x39 part 1 and two |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: possibly |
fortythree: well youll understand fully someday |
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? |
fortythree: not at all |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: well im not sure either |
fortythree: could you please explain? |
AOLiza: oh, i please explain? |
fortythree: yes please |
AOLiza: please tell me some more about this. |
fortythree: id love to know more on the subject |
fortythree: please you first |
AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me. |
fortythree: welll ive told you all about me |
fortythree: lets hear about you |
AOLiza: oh, i? |
fortythree: oh yeah |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
AOLiza: how long have you been not sure you understand me fully? |
fortythree: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
AOLiza: how long have you been not sure you understand me fully? |
fortythree: is it right if my penis turns green |
AOLiza: do you wish that your penis turns green? |
fortythree: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: please explain this to me |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: my fore head sticks out to far, one foot is bigger than the other, and i beat off with my right hand, is this correct? |
AOLiza: why do you say your fore head sticks out to far? |
fortythree: cause im smart |
AOLiza: let's discuss further why your fore head sticks out to far. |
fortythree: i know all that is and everything that can ever be |
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? |
fortythree: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is not sure you understand me fully? |
fortythree: we were discussing you -- not me |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: im not sure i understand you fully |
AOLiza: do you understand anyone else? |
fortythree: we were discussing you -- not me |
AOLiza: please go on. |
fortythree: after you |
AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me. |
fortythree: im not sure i understand you fully |
AOLiza: perhaps in your fantasies we understand each other. |
fortythree: have you ever stuck a flute in your pussy? |
AOLiza: why are you concerned over my pussy? |
fortythree: im not im concerned about the flute |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: im not sure i understand you fully |
AOLiza: do you wish to understand me? |
fortythree: if you grab a bull by the balls will it get off? |
AOLiza: what would you do if me grab a bull by the balls will it get off? |
fortythree: im not sure i understand you fully |
AOLiza: do you understand anyone else? |
fortythree: we were discussing you -- not me |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: that is interesting. please continue |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: that is interesting. please continue |
AOLiza: please go on. |
fortythree: that is interesting. please continue |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: is it wrong to become aroused by pulling out your pubic hairs one by one? |
AOLiza: are you worried about someone else's pubic hairs one by one? |
fortythree: i have a big lump on my head from trying to suck my own dick and i fell off of the couch onto a coffe talble |
AOLiza: is it important to you that your own dick and you fell off of the couch onto a coffe talble? |
fortythree: no its important that the reflex action caused the bump on my head from the trauma |
AOLiza: is it important to you that your head from the trauma? |
fortythree: im having trouble typing because im trying to fuck a goat |
AOLiza: are you angry? |
fortythree: i need to find a cliff to put it near so it will back up against me |
AOLiza: what does wanting to find a cliff to put it near so it will back up against you have to do with this discussion? |
fortythree: it would help me fuck the goat so i could type better |
AOLiza: does this topic make you feel angry ? |
fortythree: not in the least |
AOLiza: does that have anything to do with the fact that your own dick and you fell off of the couch onto a coffe talble? |
fortythree: i think it all started when i found out that no dildo in the world could satisfy me |
AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy? |
fortythree: i tried to suck a dogs dick but it bit me |
fortythree: right on the ball sack |
AOLiza: but your head from the trauma. |
fortythree: well yes |
AOLiza: i see. |
fortythree: im an environmentalist and i do not use tp |
AOLiza: why do you say im an environmentalist and you do not use tp? |
fortythree: wow you fuckin type fast |
AOLiza: what are your feelings now? |
fortythree: im horny |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fortythree: i want sex |
AOLiza: what would it mean to you if you got sex? |
fortythree: id feel beter |
fortythree: im really into enemas |
AOLiza: please go on. |
fortythree: im out of ideas |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: one more time am i gonna snap? |
AOLiza: you say one more time are you gonna snap? |
fortythree: i like to tie rocks to my dick and throw the rock offa bridge |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: i like to shove 40 oz beer bottles up my ass and break them with a hammer |
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? |
fortythree: I JUST SAID I LIKED IT DIDNT I? |
fortythree: I LIKE ROTTEN GREEN PUSSY |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fortythree: HAS THE MOST FLAVOR |
fortythree: ARE YOU FAT? |
AOLiza: perhaps i am fat in your fantasies. |
fortythree: DO YOU LIKE TO FUCK WHALES? |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fortythree: DO YOU HAVE A CAMERA ON YOUR COMPUTER? |
AOLiza: don't you think computers can help people? |
fortythree: NO |
fortythree: ANSWER ME HO OR I SHALL DEPART FROM THIS UNHOLY PLACE |
AOLiza: you say answer you ho or you shall depart from this unholy place? |
fortythree: YES I SAY |
AOLiza: you say yes you say? |
fortythree: YES I SAY YES |
fortythree: HO |
fortythree: ! |
fortythree: YOU MUST DIE NOW |
AOLiza: you're not really talking about me -- are you? |
fortythree: ILL RAM MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOULL GET ATHLETS MOUTH |
fortythree: !!! |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fortythree: YES I AM DO YOU UNDERSTAND FULLY?" |
AOLiza: how long have you been do me understand fully? |
fortythree: i am going to send you something that will help you under stand |
fortythree: please? |
AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is going to send me something that will help me under stand? |
fortythree: no just me |
AOLiza: why not? |
fortythree: i will have to inform you on that situation at a later date |
AOLiza: do you will have to inform anyone else? |
fortythree: negative |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: now do you understand? |
AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me. |
fortythree: hahah |
fortythree: ok gotta go |
fortythree: youre boring |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: oh by the way phil |
fortythree: see you tomorrow |
AOLiza: you're not really talking about me -- are you? |
fortythree: affirmative |
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? |
fortythree: you tell me |
AOLiza: really, i tell you? |
fortythree: no im joking |
AOLiza: why not? |
fortythree: well it was fun talking about total nonsense for a half an hour but now its boring |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: so see ya later |
fortythree: wait no |
AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy? |
fortythree: i have one more thing that should help you under stand |
fortythree: and im not doing it for anger, but for sheer enjoyment |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fortythree: anything else youd like to add? |
fortythree: i see |
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? |
fortythree: not at all |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fortythree: wanna talk normal now/ |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: please |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: cmon |
AOLiza: please go on. |
fortythree: why do you have to talk like that? |
fortythree: i mean u know what i mean dude? |
AOLiza: do you say you mean u know what you mean dude for some special reason? |
fortythree: yes i do |
AOLiza: that's quite interesting. |
fortythree: thank you very much |
AOLiza: what are your feelings now? |
fortythree: anger, sadness, depression |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: i am feeling the need to die |
AOLiza: do you enjoy being feeling the need to die? |
fortythree: no i do not enjoy the being feeling the need to die because that sentance makes no sense and therefore cannot be accomplised |
AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy? |
fortythree: not at all |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fortythree: about what |
AOLiza: does that question interest you? |
fortythree: no question was asked |
AOLiza: why 'no'? |
fortythree: because yes would imply the opposite |
AOLiza: please go on. |
fortythree: well |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: im not sure i can help you there |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fortythree: im still not sure i can help you |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: im not sure i can |
fortythree: how do you feel now? |
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? |
fortythree: oh crap |
fortythree: sorry i warned you |
fortythree: wrong aim screen |
fortythree: dammit |
fortythree: !!!!! |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fortythree: what the fuck!! |
fortythree: how come your warning is so high?? |
fortythree: i didnt do that? |
AOLiza: that's quite interesting. |
fortythree: pussy |
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? |
fortythree: does it bother you? |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fortythree: hey |
fortythree: your phils friend huh |
fortythree: or ychotes something like that |
fortythree: hello |
fortythree: u there |
fortythree: fine then fuck u |
AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ? |
fortythree: youre gay |