1/2/01 12:16 PM - Fiftyeight is better at analyzing than AOLiza is! My favorite quote: "Trying to get you to say anything about yourself is like kicking dead whales down a beach in Nebraska."

fiftyeight: Hello, a/s/l

AOLiza: hi. what seems to be your problem?

fiftyeight: just looking for random people to talk to

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fiftyeight: I like to talk to random people from all around it is fun. But enough about me, lets talk about you.

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fiftyeight: Lets talk about you... where do you hail from?

AOLiza: you're not really talking about me -- are you?

fiftyeight: Yes, I am.

AOLiza: please go on.

fiftyeight: well in order to talk about you tell me about yourself

AOLiza: suppose i did tell you -- what would that mean?

fiftyeight: that would mean that this was a conversation

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fiftyeight: conversations are fun

AOLiza: what if they were not fun?

fiftyeight: then life would be boring

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fiftyeight: and movies would really be boring

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

fiftyeight: No, I enjoy it. What about you?

AOLiza: are you saying no just to be negative?

fiftyeight: Do you speak any other languages besides english? No I'm saying no because I enjoy it.

AOLiza: you're not really talking about me -- are you?

fiftyeight: yes, _we_ are talking about you... you must be really hardheaded

AOLiza: please go on.

fiftyeight: Sure I will. Do you mind if I try to practice some of my french on you?

AOLiza: what do you know about you try to practice some of your french on me?

fiftyeight: I feel it would be fun, so unless you tell me not to I am going to practice my fench on you.

AOLiza: why do you say your fench on me?

fiftyeight: I did not say your french on me.

AOLiza: what about your own french on you?

fiftyeight: that bores me

AOLiza: but your fench on me.

fiftyeight: would be interesting

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fiftyeight: Did you make any new year

AOLiza: you're not really talking about me -- are you?

fiftyeight: 's resolutions?

fiftyeight: no, I'm talking about myself

AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy?

fiftyeight: no, it makes me feellllll goooood

AOLiza: why not?

fiftyeight: I don't know.

AOLiza: don't you really know?

fiftyeight: sorry I can not parse that

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fiftyeight: you used too odd of a syntax for me to understand

AOLiza: you like to think i used too odd of a syntax for you -- don't you?

fiftyeight: no

AOLiza: are you saying no just to be negative?

fiftyeight: yes and no

AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy?

fiftyeight: I don't know. I'm confused

AOLiza: do you wish to be able to know?

fiftyeight: please go on

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

fiftyeight: I'm not sure I understand you

AOLiza: how long have you been not sure you understand me?

fiftyeight: for some time

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fiftyeight: what, please tell me would you like me to continue about?

AOLiza: have you asked anyone else?

fiftyeight: no, to do so would be pointless

AOLiza: are you saying no just to be negative?

fiftyeight: yes I love to be negative

AOLiza: that's quite interesting.

fiftyeight: I know it is interesting.

AOLiza: do you say you know it is interesting for some special reason?

fiftyeight: no, I do not

AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy?

fiftyeight: no

AOLiza: why 'no'?

fiftyeight: because it makes me feel happy

AOLiza: don't any other reasons come to mind?

fiftyeight: no, sorry

AOLiza: why not?

fiftyeight: I'm sorry, but I just can not think of any other reasons. sorry

AOLiza: i've told you that apologies are not required.

fiftyeight: Actually, you have not.

AOLiza: what are your feelings now?

fiftyeight: this is the first mention you hav made of apologies.

AOLiza: oh, i hav made of apologies?

fiftyeight: I am feeling that you are odd telling me that you talked about apologies when you have not.

AOLiza: do you believe it is normal to be feeling that me are odd telling you that me talked about apologies when me have not?

fiftyeight: How many words per min do you type?

AOLiza: why do you ask?

fiftyeight: you seem really fast, you know that?

AOLiza: what are your feelings now?

fiftyeight: I'm feeling blank.

AOLiza: is it because you are feeling blank that you came to me?

fiftyeight: no, I came to you looking for a random person to chat to

AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy?

fiftyeight: and I ended up with an interesting person, to say the least

AOLiza: why do you say and you ended up with an interesting person?

fiftyeight: trying to get you to say anything about yourself is like kicking dead whales down a beach in Nebraska

AOLiza: in what way?

fiftyeight: it'd be really hard to find a whale (dead or alive) in Nebraska let alone on a beach

fiftyeight: so that is that how it is like this

AOLiza: what do you suppose that resemblence means?

fiftyeight: I do not have any ideas.

AOLiza: that's quite interesting.

fiftyeight: I do not know if I think it is or not.

AOLiza: do you wish that you think it is or not?

fiftyeight: Well it was nice chatting with you.

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

fiftyeight: you are interesting, but I must go now I have to read and do other things

AOLiza: does it please you to believe i am interesting?

fiftyeight: yes it does... Bye for now

AOLiza: please go on.

fiftyeight: end

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

fiftyeight: over... c-ya... adieu... bye... end... ttyl...

AOLiza: please go on.

fiftyeight: mabe later... bye for now

AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.

fiftyeight: and if you message me again today without me messenging you first I'll warn you!

AOLiza: what does this speculation lead to?

fiftyeight: haha you have a 5% warning level

fiftyeight: ttyl

AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me.