1/2/01 12:16 PM - Fiftyeight is better at analyzing than AOLiza is! My favorite quote: "Trying to get you to say anything about yourself is like kicking dead whales down a beach in Nebraska."
fiftyeight: Hello, a/s/l |
AOLiza: hi. what seems to be your problem? |
fiftyeight: just looking for random people to talk to |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fiftyeight: I like to talk to random people from all around it is fun. But enough about me, lets talk about you. |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fiftyeight: Lets talk about you... where do you hail from? |
AOLiza: you're not really talking about me -- are you? |
fiftyeight: Yes, I am. |
AOLiza: please go on. |
fiftyeight: well in order to talk about you tell me about yourself |
AOLiza: suppose i did tell you -- what would that mean? |
fiftyeight: that would mean that this was a conversation |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fiftyeight: conversations are fun |
AOLiza: what if they were not fun? |
fiftyeight: then life would be boring |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fiftyeight: and movies would really be boring |
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? |
fiftyeight: No, I enjoy it. What about you? |
AOLiza: are you saying no just to be negative? |
fiftyeight: Do you speak any other languages besides english? No I'm saying no because I enjoy it. |
AOLiza: you're not really talking about me -- are you? |
fiftyeight: yes, _we_ are talking about you... you must be really hardheaded |
AOLiza: please go on. |
fiftyeight: Sure I will. Do you mind if I try to practice some of my french on you? |
AOLiza: what do you know about you try to practice some of your french on me? |
fiftyeight: I feel it would be fun, so unless you tell me not to I am going to practice my fench on you. |
AOLiza: why do you say your fench on me? |
fiftyeight: I did not say your french on me. |
AOLiza: what about your own french on you? |
fiftyeight: that bores me |
AOLiza: but your fench on me. |
fiftyeight: would be interesting |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fiftyeight: Did you make any new year |
AOLiza: you're not really talking about me -- are you? |
fiftyeight: 's resolutions? |
fiftyeight: no, I'm talking about myself |
AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy? |
fiftyeight: no, it makes me feellllll goooood |
AOLiza: why not? |
fiftyeight: I don't know. |
AOLiza: don't you really know? |
fiftyeight: sorry I can not parse that |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fiftyeight: you used too odd of a syntax for me to understand |
AOLiza: you like to think i used too odd of a syntax for you -- don't you? |
fiftyeight: no |
AOLiza: are you saying no just to be negative? |
fiftyeight: yes and no |
AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy? |
fiftyeight: I don't know. I'm confused |
AOLiza: do you wish to be able to know? |
fiftyeight: please go on |
AOLiza: tell me more about that. |
fiftyeight: I'm not sure I understand you |
AOLiza: how long have you been not sure you understand me? |
fiftyeight: for some time |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fiftyeight: what, please tell me would you like me to continue about? |
AOLiza: have you asked anyone else? |
fiftyeight: no, to do so would be pointless |
AOLiza: are you saying no just to be negative? |
fiftyeight: yes I love to be negative |
AOLiza: that's quite interesting. |
fiftyeight: I know it is interesting. |
AOLiza: do you say you know it is interesting for some special reason? |
fiftyeight: no, I do not |
AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy? |
fiftyeight: no |
AOLiza: why 'no'? |
fiftyeight: because it makes me feel happy |
AOLiza: don't any other reasons come to mind? |
fiftyeight: no, sorry |
AOLiza: why not? |
fiftyeight: I'm sorry, but I just can not think of any other reasons. sorry |
AOLiza: i've told you that apologies are not required. |
fiftyeight: Actually, you have not. |
AOLiza: what are your feelings now? |
fiftyeight: this is the first mention you hav made of apologies. |
AOLiza: oh, i hav made of apologies? |
fiftyeight: I am feeling that you are odd telling me that you talked about apologies when you have not. |
AOLiza: do you believe it is normal to be feeling that me are odd telling you that me talked about apologies when me have not? |
fiftyeight: How many words per min do you type? |
AOLiza: why do you ask? |
fiftyeight: you seem really fast, you know that? |
AOLiza: what are your feelings now? |
fiftyeight: I'm feeling blank. |
AOLiza: is it because you are feeling blank that you came to me? |
fiftyeight: no, I came to you looking for a random person to chat to |
AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy? |
fiftyeight: and I ended up with an interesting person, to say the least |
AOLiza: why do you say and you ended up with an interesting person? |
fiftyeight: trying to get you to say anything about yourself is like kicking dead whales down a beach in Nebraska |
AOLiza: in what way? |
fiftyeight: it'd be really hard to find a whale (dead or alive) in Nebraska let alone on a beach |
fiftyeight: so that is that how it is like this |
AOLiza: what do you suppose that resemblence means? |
fiftyeight: I do not have any ideas. |
AOLiza: that's quite interesting. |
fiftyeight: I do not know if I think it is or not. |
AOLiza: do you wish that you think it is or not? |
fiftyeight: Well it was nice chatting with you. |
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. |
fiftyeight: you are interesting, but I must go now I have to read and do other things |
AOLiza: does it please you to believe i am interesting? |
fiftyeight: yes it does... Bye for now |
AOLiza: please go on. |
fiftyeight: end |
AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? |
fiftyeight: over... c-ya... adieu... bye... end... ttyl... |
AOLiza: please go on. |
fiftyeight: mabe later... bye for now |
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully. |
fiftyeight: and if you message me again today without me messenging you first I'll warn you! |
AOLiza: what does this speculation lead to? |
fiftyeight: haha you have a 5% warning level |
fiftyeight: ttyl |
AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me. |