Seems I'm not the only one who thinks people might want to read/hear what I have to say:

O.J. Simpson is planning a live net chat, for a price. He claims anyone expecting an admission of guilt will be disappointed, which leads me to wonder why anyone would watch. It's like watching Geraldo opening Al Capone's vaults when you know there's nothing inside, only this time having to pay for the privilege. In case that's not enough, there's also word that O.J. wants to have a pay-per-view polygraph test to make even more money proving his innocence. I'm sure he's had lots of time to practice his polygraph skills in the last 5 years, but you'd think being on live TV in front of millions (okay, dozens) of people proclaiming you didn't murder your wife would be stressful enough that a polygraph would be inconclusive anyhow. Besides, at this point O.J. trying to convince people he's innocent is like Richard Simmons trying to convince people he's straight: It's almost impossible and even if he did, what would it really matter?

On a lighter, but just as vapid note, the California Lottery is hosting a "Chat with a Lottery Millionaire" on June 29th. I can't imagine all the secrets on how to make money will be divulged there. I really can't. Hey, at least this one's free!

Anyhow, cool stuff coming up tomorrow. Be sure to sign up for the savant notification below if you want me to drop you a reminder!