If you're looking for something to distract you from work for an hour or so, this store is just the thing.

Smarthome.com is a clearing house for all things home and automated. If you buy enough stuff there, you'll never have to go home, having set up automated things to take care of other automated things.

Now I can have my doorbell call my phone, which can turn on my stereo, playing a CD of my voice, which would activate the cat feeder, which would make Kisa run to the food bowl, tripping the IR beam alarm, activating the IR Blaster which would unlock my front door.

Rube Goldberg would be so proud...