When I was in 7th grade, Josh told me a joke. It went like this:

Josh: Think of a number between one and a thousand.

Me: ... Okay.

Josh: What was your number?

Me: 381.

Josh: Wrong.

That was the whole joke (this was 7th grade, remember?) During lunch, I set forth with my new-found weapon, and found a girl I liked. The conversation went something like this:

Me: Think of a number between one and a thousand.

Girl: ... Okaaay.

Me: What's your number? (being the honest type, I actually did think of my own number. Number 568.)

Girl: 568.

Me: Oh wow! You got it right! (flustered) That's not how it's supposed to go.

Girl: That's a pretty stupid game.

Ahh, youth. Anyhow, thanks to Mic who's blog had the link that reminded me of this story.