...but never thought to ask.

the Sea Monkey Worship Page has an excellent FAQ, answering such stumpers as "Are there any countries that would prosecute me for owning Sea Monkeys?" "How do Sea Monkeys mate?" and "What are Sea Monkeys made of?"

For the more inquisitive Monkey-lover, there is also the Ask the Sea Monkey Lady Answer Page, which delves into such advanced topics as "How can I encourage my Sea Monkey to reveal his true orientation?", "How will my Sea Monkey change if I neuter him?", "Why are my Sea Monkeys floating at the top of the tank?", "Do Sea Monkeys feel pain?" and "Is it okay to kiss my Sea Monkey?"

Some of the answers are even funnier than the questions. Wow. I haven't wanted to recapture my youth (err, the young, young youth) so badly since that time I went online and bought a large supply of Shrinky Dinks! (Let me tell you, oven... toaster oven... completely different animals when it comes to Shrinky Dinks. Trust me.)