So you're a spammer. You have control over the big red button that sends a given email message to 20 million people who don't want it.

Before you press that button, wouldn't it be nice if you actually proofread your message? Or at least the first three words?

I got spam telling me to move to Austin in the mail yesterday, and again this morning. I see at least two big mistakes with it... Maybe I should just tell people that I moved to Austin, for practice...

(don't worry, I locally cached all the images. Following the link won't tell evil spammers anything about you)