Today's (real) Apple message is "To go where no PC has gone before."

While my first instinct was "what, an iMac for the shower, replete with little suction cups so you can check stocks while you rub-a-dub?" I'm betting this is further iPad evidence.

I bet it's the sofa. You know that's what I want an iPad for, so I can compute and watch TV, so I can instant message and read a book in comfort, so I can take the full internet with me everywhere I go in the house, and use it with one hand.