This morning's Conductor Gary:

Good morning! Just a reminder to our passengers, this is train 523 to San Jose, not the train to Bakersfield.

That's all I'm going to say about that today. I've, umm. Well I've been told that I should ease off Bakersfield a bit. That from one of our fellow passengers, Jennifer, who was born and raise down there, and as she passed the three-tooth minimum, I'm going to respect her wishes.

Have a good ride everyone and for those keeping track, it's Monday morning.