I only wish I was making this up, or that it was in The Onion... Apparently, swayed by Johnny Cochran's statement that he's "90% sure" that OJ is innocent of the murder of his ex-wife and her lover, the seeds of doubt have been planted in OJ's own fertile mind.

"For years I've been pretty sure that I did not murder my wife,” Simpson said today at a golf course in Boca Raton, Fla., where he was taking a rare break from searching for the real killers of his wife. “But if Johnnie’s not 100 percent sure, I’m like, hey, maybe I better take another look at this."

“Look, you’re talking about a guy, Johnnie Cochran, who is a pretty smart guy,” Simpson said. “If he said maybe I did it, then maybe I did it.”

When asked about his unrelenting manhunt for the 'real killers,' OJ revealed,“If it turns out that I’m actually the one who did it, then looking for the real killers would be a big old waste of time.”

Sounds like someone needs to make a call to the Psychic Friends Network to get this thing settled once and for all. Then maybe we'll learn the truth; that the whole thing: murder, flight from prosection, and neverending trials, was just a test balloon being raised by the folks at Fox to see whether the world was ready for reality TV. It looks like we were, and still are...