To those who have been sending me their beta-testing pedigrees, to those who have lamented their awful experiences with Hotmail and their desire to switch, to those who found this site on a web search for 'gmail invites', to those who simply sent email saying 'gimmie!' To those literally hundreds of strangers who have been asking me for beta Gmail accounts, I'm really sorry to disappoint, but I'm not in a position to give Gmail accounts to everyone who asks right now...